Tuesday, September 1, 2015

Donald Trump and His Silent Majority

If one were to define political greed and fat acceptance by the definition set out in Bigger Fatter Blog's mission statement and by our philosophy one has to reach the conclusion that most Americans are indeed fat acceptors. The only difference between us and them is that because we are organized we are active obesity promoters and gluttony promoters and they are passive obesity and gluttony promoters. On occasion a fatling will back slide and go on a diet but we know that never lasts all that long and soon they are back in the fold. We go a bit nervous with CG Brady's weight loss method but it will never reach the masses. We fatlings and our obesity is a massive economic force. There is no way the powers that be will want us to slim down. The only way that will happen is if we have some of sort of "come to Jesus moment" and and reject our hedonism and greedy gluttony for some silly altruistic selfless holier than thou paradigm. Like that is ever going to happen. The fact is, the fattest people on earth are fundamentalist holy rolling evangelical Christians.



Godly Gormandizer Rev Jerry Falwell

The late Jerry Falwell was a prime example of the power of the belly God. It would appear that our belly God trumped even Dr Falwell's punitive god of suffering and pain. Clearly Jerry Falwell ignored this Biblical proclamation PROVERBS 23:21 for drunkards and gluttons become poor, and drowsiness clothes them in rags. Obviously Falwell's greedy gluttony did not make him a pauper. Falwell was a millionaire. Falwell also ignored the following Biblical verses as well. Proverbs 23:2-3  And put a knife to thy throat, if thou be a man given to appetite. Be not desirous of his dainties: for they are deceitful meat. Philippians 3:19 Whose end is destruction, whose God is their belly, and whose glory is in their shame, who mind earthly things. Perhaps the fact that Jesus was a skinny runt caused the fundamentalist Falwell to rethink the Biblical admonitions regarding gluttony found in the scripture. Not only did the Reverend Falwell reject the biblical admonitions regarding gluttony so have most major Christian denomination with the exception of the Seventh Day Adventists who follow strict dietary laws.


It certainly would appear that our belly god has spanked that nasty Christian god but goodUnbridled food lust is spreading like wild fire. Bigger Fatter Blog is proud to announce that a whopping seventy three percent of Americans are either fat or obese and that number is growing. USA! USA!! USA!!!


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Stop drooling Proud FA! Fatlings paying homage to the Belly God.
Gluttony and food lust has no political boundaries. Not only are right wingnuts fat so are left wingnuts. The Belly God in truly non partisan.


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Michael Moore stuffing his meat face with meat.

When it comes to worship of the Belly God, far left nut job Michael Moore would put his differences aside with far right fat boy Rush Limbaugh.

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Defacto leader of the GOP Rush Limbaugh oinking at C-PAC

If you were to put on a good feed Rush Limbaugh and Michael Moore would happily put the differences aside as they'd make short work of a buffet. The political polarization within the fat acceptance movement is indeed a sad thing but the far left man hating feminazi nut jobs like Kate Harding represent a very loud and very ineffective and very small subculture within the fat acceptance movement. The majority of fat acceptors see the feminist take over of the fat acceptance movement as no real threat to them. We at Bigger Fatter Blog don't see it as a threat per se but a the same time we don't want anyone to believe that most fat people think they way they do. The fact is, most fat people are men. We men are the majority of fat people.



We have an agenda and the fat feminists have an agenda. Our agenda is the continued promotion, celebration and normalization of obesity and gluttony. Their agenda is to bitch and whine and blame. Our message in positive their message is negative and and ultimately self-defeating.

We don't wear this badge. This is not us nor is this the the face of the overwhelming majority of fat people. Fat people are well adjusted and happy. Studies have proven that time and time again. Fat people are friendly, positive and content. In Shakespeare's Julius Caesar Caesar proclaims: "Let me have men about me that are fat, Sleek-headed men and such as sleep a-nights. Yond Cassius has a lean and hungry look, He thinks too much; such men are dangerous." We all know what happened to Caesar and the Roman Empire because of a small group of agitators and angry zealots like Kate Harding.



                                                        Happy fatling.

Food makes us fatlings happy and we eat a lot and we eat often so it stands to reason we are happy most of the time. The growing obesity bloom is cause for celebration so the way to celebrate is to ramp up our eating even more. Obesity in this country is like a tide. It is unstoppable. This glorious flabbalanche is moving like a rocket powered freight train on steroids. It cannot be contained or even slowed. Enjoy the ride. PIG OUT!

GLUTTONY IS GOOD!

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Be proud of your piggish proportions and your gluttonous ways. Take a page from Marylin Wann's book Fatso. Your greedy gluttony and gormandizing is great and glorious. Guilt free gluttony is the final step in true fat liberation. We are the majority! The majority rules! The war is over. We have won! Now it is time to enjoy the spoils of our victory. EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT you big fat WINNER!
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Embrace the FAT! Bon Appetite!

Monday, August 31, 2015

Ben Carson's Shady Past

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Like most American MDs Ben Carson is a fraud and a bribe taker and a greedy bastard. Some of the sleaziest MDs are spine and neurosurgeons and they are the most heavily bribes as well as being the most richly compensated.

Carson had an illegal and sleazy financial relationship with a phony supplement company called Mannatech, Inc.




In March of last year, Dr. Ben Carson, the conservative star considered a potential 2016 Republican presidential candidate, appeared in a video for Mannatech, Inc., a Texas-based medical supplement maker. Smiling into the camera, he extolled the benefits of the company’s “glyconutrient” products: The wonderful thing about a company like Mannatech is that they recognize that when God made us, He gave us the right fuel. And that fuel was the right kind of healthy food. You know we live in a society that is very sophisticated, and sometimes we’re not able to achieve the original diet. And we have to alter our diet to fit our lifestyle. Many of the natural things are not included in our diet. Basically what the company is doing is trying to find a way to restore natural diet as a medicine or as a mechanism for maintaining health.



Read more at: http://www.nationalreview.com/article/396193/ben-carsons-troubling-connection-jim-geraghty
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Carson CARSON IS ALSO A LIAR:  "There are more young black males involved in the criminal justice system than there are in higher education."   Ben Carson on Wednesday, April 22nd, 2015 in a speech  

Carson is an academic so he know this is bullshit but in case you didn't know here are the facts.

1. The latest figures, for 2013, show there were 690,000 males in college, ages 18 to 24, who listed black as their race. The number grows to 779,000 if you include males who identified themselves as black and some other race, such as Asian.

So, there is only one solid figure -- 75,000 black males ages 18 to 24 in prison. We’re not aware of any recent counts of the black males in that age group who were arrested, in jail, or on probation or parole at a particular time.  SOURCE: Department of Justice CLICK HERE

When you Google Ben Carson's shady past here is what you get.

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Sunday, August 30, 2015

Tranny or Real Chick? Can You Tell?

Transgender issues are popular news stories now that Bruce Jenner is not Caitlin Jenner. Chicks with dicks are all the rage. So as a public service to my readers, I Fat Bastardo wants to help you sharpen your trans radar before you start going to bars and picking up sluts with nuts.

Trans chicks have gotten so good looking these days that one cannot always tell just by looking. In fact, trans chicks are a lot like replica cars. Here's what I mean. One of my favorite cars is the Porche Speedster from the 1950's but only because they look good so I would not want an original with it's wimpy Volkswagon engine. When I get my Porche speedster it will come with a reliable high output Subaru motor, tranny (pun intended) and all the other modern bells as whistles. It will look better, run better, need less maintenance and out perform the original in every way. When it come to women if she looks too good, is extremely stable she's probably a dude. Dana McClendon creator of the hot crazy matrix proved that. You see every women on a scale of 1 - 10 is at least a 4 crazy and very few are even close to even a 7 hot.

If you are dating a chick that is super hot and super nice, chances it's a tranny. If tanswomen are your thing that's cool but don't get fooled.

Number 1

Jenna Talackova, Contestant for Miss Universe, Canada
Number 2
Jenna Received Criticism in 2012 for Entering Miss Universe, Canada.  Public Outcry of Her Not Being Cisgendered Became Controversial.
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Number 3



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Number 5

Number 6

Number 7


NUMBER 8

Number 9

Number 10 


Number 1  Charlie Somik Chan, yes she has a penis (can't show here, just google her name):

Number 2 Transwoman Jenna Talackova, Contestant for Miss Universe 

Number 3 click here to find out.

Number 4 CLICK HERE to find out.

Number 5 CLICK HERE

Number 6 CLICK HERE to see if it's a dude or a chick

Number 7 is a genetic female Carly Fiorina... SCARED OF YOU!

Number 8 is Ann Coulter whose gender and species in unknown to her and all medical experts.

Number 9 is Linda Bacon promoter of HAES and realty denier. She's a genetic female. The stupidity gives her away.

I shit you not... number 10 is a bitch.

What Does This All Mean?

What it means is that you nasty, hormonally unstable fish crotch bitches had better up your game because your day of golden uterus privilege is coming to a screeching halt. Dana McClendon proves with the Hot Crazy Matrix that cis women are pretty fucked up and if you meet a chick that is a 9 or 10 hot and less than a 4 crazy it's probably a tranny.



There are even songs about the superiority of trans chicks over genetic women. "No PMS, No OTR, No hairy legs they are better by far. Can't get knocked up. No menstrual flow, Not on the rag. They're ready to go!









Are Slender People Facing Extinction?

SAVE THE THINLINGS!

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Thinling Nurses: A fatling's best friend


I'm sure the man hating loons of the old and irrelevant and maladroit NAAFA style fat acceptance will cry traitor at this article I am about to write. OK girls, let's hear your simpleminded, predictable and nonsensical diatribes. Our faithful readers will give them the drubbing they deserve. I Fat Bastardo, will shoot down your half baked boneheaded logic with one brain tied behind his back. Bring it on you crazy bitches.

Unlike the crazy hate mongering paranoid yeast beasts of the old fat acceptance those of us in the new fat acceptance don't think that everyone is out to get fat people but then again men and even sissified fat men don't go through life with the tragic victim mentality that is so typical with fat girls.

As we all know Americans have taken the lead in most everything. We won the space race and now we lead the world in consumption. Americans are by far the world's greatest consumers. I can proudly say that Americans are the worlds biggest and greediest gluttons. Our greedy gluttony has made the US the engine of the world's economy and that is a good thing. Greed and gluttony are good but can we have too much of a good thing? I didn't think so but unlike people like Kate Harding the numbers don't lie. I am pleased as punch that 73% of Americans are fat or obese but it really does appear that we are rapidly reaching a tipping point. In my opinion and in the opinion of many other experts America may actually be getting too fat. The bottom line is, we soon will not have enough thinlings to serve the needs of the fatlings. Who will feed us? Who will do the work? Who will fight our wars for oil so that we can drive our gas guzzlers? Who will deliver our oxygen?

Lets start with the military, national security and combat readiness. Fatlings rely on cheap gasoline for their gluttonous SUVs. With our military getting too fat to fight soon the US will not be able to assure a secure and affordable supply of petroleum. This will impact more negatively on fatlings than on thinlings. Thinlings will do as the do now. They will buy smaller fuel efficient cars, motor scooters and they will walk. The following excerpts from the latest Pentagon report illuminates this frightening problem.

Pentagon Report Shows Obesity In U.S. Military Doubled Since 2003

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Fatling Soldier

Julie Farby - AHN Reporter

Washington, DC (AHN) - A new Pentagon study finds that the number of troops diagnosed as overweight or obese has more than doubled since the start of the Iraq war, another example of the stress and strains of continuing combat deployments.

According to the report, "Stress, fat spouses and return from deployment were the most frequently cited reasons for gaining weight. The largest increase in diagnoses of overweight and obese troops came in the last five years."

Proud FA commentary: I live in a military town and I pork many military wives and as the readers of Bigger Fatter Blog know, I only pork fat women.

The report, published in the January edition of the Defense Department's Medical Surveillance Monthly Report, raises concerns about military's ability to meet increasing levels of demand.

The number of service members diagnosed as overweight increased after 2003, according to the study, and today nearly one in 20 are diagnosed as clinically overweight.

The weight-gain trend is not the only trend to develop within the military after six years of war and back-to-back deployments. Other trends include steadily rising suicides and divorce rates among soldiers and Marines and increased prescription drug use in the Army.

"Overweight/obesity is a significant military medical concern because it is associated with decreased military operational effectiveness," the study said.



Our police force is quickly becoming too fat to serve and protect.

Officer Rotunda Watts enjoying a snack.

The thin blue line is quickly becoming the fat blue line as portly police pack on pounds.

Motor officer Heapo Calorie



Officer Don Donutto



The thinlings are fighting back because as we know thinlings pay more in taxes than fatlings so they are pissed. Folks, it hurts to say this but it needs to be said. Thinlings are taking punitive measures to get rid of obese cops.

Cadet Frank Furter with training officer Sgt. Mike Hindenberger.

Here is an interesting article about how the Ohio state highway patrol is trying to control obesity and overweight officers. While it is rare, officers can be dismissed for exceeding their target weight for 24 months in a row. Honestly, of all the people who need to be in decent physical condition, I would put police and fire/rescue at the top.

Ohio’s highway patrol is among just a handful of state patrols that allow punitive measures against troopers and sergeants who fail to meet weight requirements. Union contracts in Alaska and Massachusetts also allow for removing overweight troopers from duty, although that rarely happens, said National Troopers Coalition chairman Mike Eades.

The rate of police officers who are overweight or obese has grown along with the general American population in recent years, said Dr. Steve Farrell, who teaches police agencies how to implement fitness programs at the nationally respected Cooper Institute in Dallas.

Police officers and troopers may spend most of their workday sitting, either in patrol cars or at desks, but they must be prepared for sudden, extreme amounts of physical effort, such as running after a suspect, Farrell said.



Some states like Alabama have begun surcharging obese employees for their health insurance since there is a direct correlation between obesity and health care costs. This is a good way to encourage people to take responsibility for their lifestyle choices. But interestingly enough, one of the police officers that was interviewed said this- “If you say to people, ’We’re going to punish you,’ you’re not going to get people to volunteer to comply,” said Weisman, a retired Columbus police sergeant. “It doesn’t motivate them.” I find that to be a very ironic statement coming from a police officer. While we certainly need to encourage people to make the right diet and exercise choices, I think it is entirely appropriate to “punish” people who refuse to do so- either through higher premiums or through “time off” like the Ohio state patrol uses. I think the threat of losing your pay is a very effective incentive. In fact, I’m pretty sure that money is the only incentive that people really respond to because it is obvious that poor health and obesity related diseases have no effect on most folks.

I can just hear the stupid bitches like Kate Harding pissing and moaning about this. Wake the fuck up you ignorant douche bag! If people are costing the system more then they should be paid less PERIOD! Speaking of periods, Kate is always on hers.

Obesity if not stopped at it's current rate will eventually become too much for the thinlings to handle. Society needs manual laborers. Thinlings will soon be at a premium. Currently 27% of the US population is comprised of thinlings. That number will dip to under 20% by 2020 and the number of fatlings capable of gainful employment through manual labor will drop drastically due to the steep increases in morbid, super morbid and super super morbid obesity. Think of it like this. Let's say a plague wiped out honey bees. The worker bees are the ones that gater honey and spread pollen so that crops will bear fruit. Thinlings are very much like worker bees. Fatlings who are like the king and queen bees cannot servive without them. Who'd gather the nectar? Who'd protect the hive? Who'd service the queens? There will be a huge percentage of fat men unable to service a woman and especially a fat women. Being that less than 20% of the US male population will be thinlings and the majority of them will prefer female thinlings there are going to be a whole lot of angry and bitchy BBWs and SSBBWs.



FEED ME! SERVICE ME!

Introducing Slenderella

Bigger Fatter Politics is proud to announce the addition of another contributor and reporter. Ladies and gentlemen fatlings thinlings and inbetweenlings meet Slenderella. Due to jealous angry fat people gunning down reporters Slenderalla has requested that she remain anonymous. Only I, Fat Bastardo, know her true identity.

The abstemious Slenderella will be bringing a sharp edged acumen to Bigger Fatter Politics that is often lacking in the often maladroit mainstream media reporting. Her straight forward and balanced tenor is the cornerstone of Bigger Fatter Politics and this is why we have her on staff.

While interviewing Slenderella and after my boner subsided and the blood rushed back from my dick to my brain some meticulous Latinity came into my brain with the phrase compos mentis which means mentally sound. Once again I was on the verge of losing my composure but luckily I got and urgent call from the Chef who is working on a Black lives matter report and I was able to keep my cool and impress Slenderella. With that I shook her hand and welcomed her to the Bigger Fatter Politics family.


Slenderella: Hotter than any Fox propagandist. 

Like our other slender female reporter, Miss Jenna Talia, Slenderella has also been a victim of terrorist attacks and threats by angry jealous fat girls as well as unwanted sexual advances from fat feminists man-hating lesbians so for that reason we are keeping her true identity hidden.




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Working as a investigative reporter as part of a team of writers, providing full coverage of local political and economic events.

Duties:
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