Showing posts with label Bigger Fatter Politics. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bigger Fatter Politics. Show all posts

Friday, March 5, 2021

Proud Fa's Advice For Governor Cuomo

The Back Story to the Story by Fat Bastardo

Many of our Bigger Fatter Blog members remember Proud FA.  Proud as his lovely slender wife Thinnette are involved in several ventures. For those of you who don't know of Proud FA, Proud was has probably porked more fat women than any other fat admirer. Proud's adventures at NAAFA conventions are legendary. Fat girls would fight over Proud. In fact Trump actually made good money porking fat girls. 

When Proud FA met Thinnette he had no physical attraction to her because he was used to porking fat nasty sluts but when he got to know her as a person and not just a piece of ass he developed an attraction to her on an intellectual and on a spiritual level. They fell in love and they got married. 

Proud FA never had to come on to female in order to get laid. The came onto him with extreme aggression. The fat acceptance girls would flock to Proud FA and many stalked him. It was not until he met and got to know Thinnette that he realized that he was nothing but a sex object to those nasty piggies. This is why I asked Proud to give my readers his insight on the Governor Cuomo sexual harassment scandal. Proud FA knows what it is like to be treated like a sex object and now the 3 women who Cuomo came onto know as well.





If You Want To Come Out Of This As Best You Can Governor Cuomo By Proud Fa


Andrew,

You're an ass. There's no arguing that. Your fudging of the nursing home numbers was pretty bad but not as bad and Abbot and DeSatanist under counting real deaths and doing away with masks but the good news about that is there will be more Trumpers dead from COVID-19.

You being lecherous old creep is not all that shocking and not as bad as what Republicans do as they rape and molest kids but what you did was creepy and stupid. You don't shit where you sleep dum dum. Sexual harassment has a lot of gray areas. I can't say how it is for women when some guy comes onto them but I've been "sexually harassed" by women. I used to to play in bands and chicks came onto to me very overtly.  I'd refer them to the drummer. He had very low standards and a more awkward approach that you. He'd say to the some chick he wanted to pork, "I don't have a lot of time. Do you want to fuck or no?" When I was attending NAAFA fat acceptance conventions I began to understand what it's like being treated like a sex object but unlike what you did. NAAFA conventions were no my work place. I was simply looking for easy sex with sluts and get paid in the process. The women who came onto were not anything like the pigs I was porking. The women you sexually harassed educated career women working in the public sector. What you did was far more sinister than the fat sluts who were paying me to pork them.

Had you tried coming on to my daughter like you did to those other females, she's have slapped the living shit out of you. This brings me to wondering if their stories are 100% true. 

The best thing for you to do is to have a teaching moment from this and get all three of these women and you in the same room, have a discussion and put it on Youtube. If you call them out and they chicken out it may be some vindication for you. Right now you're fucked. Unlike Republicans Democratic voters have morals. If you were a Republican you could have raped them and your base wouldn't care.

Settle it like man. Don't hide behind a bullshit "investigation". Nobody's going to believe that. Get together with those woman and take you lumps with nobody but the 4 of you there accept for someone with a camera. Show some character Andrew.  

I get it that older women are often less libidinous than fertile ones but when you start coming on to chicks younger than your kids that's really creepy. 

If you need sex so badly hire a hot mature MILF for a personal assistance for a friends with benefits sort of thing. The nice thing about an older babe is they don't tell, they don't swell and they're grateful as hell. 

In conclusion; your political career is probably toast. You're not that slick and you're a bully and you're a bully because you're not that slick. If you were slick you'd be able to land women for sex. If you were handsome like Chris you'd have a slightly better chance but still, you seem so obtuse that even then, chicks are going to find you a turn off. You don't have that Bill Clinton swagger. He could get away being a whore fucker. It kinda looks like the women you harassed weren't sluts or whores and you're a man whore. (I'm not judging you.) You obviously can't read women and you lack the guile to seduce them. Like Trump, the only women you can get are gold diggers, unless you meet a women who sees something in you other women don't. 

Your ego is probably too big to do what it takes to spin this thing. You probably lack the humility to admit that you are a dirty old man with poor self-control. You can't look at women in the work place as anything but coworkers because they are their to work not fuck. If you were a manly man, you would invite these women to give you a slap across your face or a knee in the balls because you earned it. You also earned a good dressing down. If we were living in more manly times their fathers or brothers would fuck you up. If you were raised in the real world and you were disrespectful to girls you'd have probably earned yourself a few knotty hairdos. Had punks like Kananaugh and Trump gone to public school they'd have been taught lessons in humility, honor and respect. 

You could do something noble here Andrew. Man up and take your lumps. Say you acted like a creep, because you did, and say you're sorry. Then ask these women what you can do to make things right and do it publicly. That's you best hope.

Friday, February 19, 2021

Fat Bastardo Destroys Another Punk! Andrew Cuomo Gets Bitch Slapped

As my readers know I concentrate mostly on the Republicans because that is where most of the sleaze is. This article will be on the Sleazy Bastard's Blog, NAAFA, Treasonous Criminal Trump and then it will be on Feedspot where it will go viral. Andrew Cuomo is a dick and a fuck up. Republicans didn't bust him for his COVID-19 lies, Democrats NYC Mayor DeBlasio and Ron Kim did. All the Democrats in the New York State Assembly have turned on the little bitch. 

In the style of a Republican, Democrat Andrew Cuomo unleashed his lie hole on Ron Kim accusing him of taking "illegal" campaign contributions. Cuomo claims to have known about a crime committed by Kim but he failed to report it. That's called Misprision of Felony. 

I command the Bastard Army to make this go viral. 



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 Looks like it's time for you to step down Andrew. People are comparing you will Trump and for good reason. 

I grew up in a time when it was OK to punk punks and beat the shit out of bullies. I know punks, weasels and bullies when I see them and honorable men and women.

Maybe you can make a mea culpa and admit you fucked up and you were a dick about it. Maybe that will be enough? You're rich as shit so you can walk away from your job and you can also afford to tell the truth. 

Cenk and Ana are going to tear you a new one and so an I, Fat Bastardo of Bigger Fatter Politics. You need to learn some humility and manners.

We wanted to see you win on the COVID-19 thing and you were told you how to come out a winner on that but you fucked that up. Mario was a fuck up.

You servants of the ruling class simply don't give a rat's ass about humans. The filthy media still deals with that fat fuck Chris Christie when that pig should be shunned.

You accused Ron Kim of a crime after he exposed you. You claim that you knew that he broke campaign laws, yet you did not report it to law enforcement so that he would be arrested. Not reporting a crime is a crime. Do you know what that crime is called Andrew? It carries a fine and a 5 year prison term. I think the reason you didn't report Ron Kim is because there was no crime. You on the other hand are guilty of crimes.

I'm curious, were you born this way or like the saying goes did power actually corrupt you? My guess is you were always a dick who never got a much needed lesson in character and honor on schoolyard.  

Was there a time in your life when you weren't a punk and a bully?

Do you understand that you work for the people of NY State? 

I Fat Bastardo of Bigger Fatter Politics is going to investigate into who is responsible for the most COVID-19 deaths, you or DeSantis and which state has under reported the most. I'll let you know.

You are worth 6 million dollars working your whole life as a public servant. Maybe you should explian that. Ya think?

I hope it is possible for you to be a good and honest governor. Can you be? 

Can you start treating people with respect?

Do you have any humility whatsoever? 

Will you make a public apology to Ron Kim? 

Maybe you should become a Republican because you sure seem to have all the character flaws and the personality disorders. 

I love it when a punk coward bully hoists himself on his own petard. You will destroy Ron Kim? Looks like you destroyed yourself coward. Looks to me like you are a dum dum. Maybe you should surround yourself with smart people that you can't bully?

Thursday, May 25, 2017

Greg Gianforte: Another Rethuglican

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Rethuglican

Assault Charge for Gianforte Lifts Democrats' Montana Election Hopes ...


There is a reason for why many patriotic Americans refer to Republicans as ReTHUGlicans. Greg Gianforte is a thug. He attacked a reporter because if there is one thing Republicans hate more than Minorities, immigrants, atheists, the environment, education, free speech, and GLBT folks it's the truth.  Reporter Ben Jacobs asked criminal Greg Gianforte about the CBO report that shows a score proving Trumpcare will be a financial disaster. Gianforte, being the Nazi thug didn't like the question so he strangled, body slammed, and pummeled Ben Jacobs breaking his glasses and damaging his elbow. 

Gianforte was arrested for assault and battery yet the Republican voters of Montana have no problem casting their votes for a known criminal thug like Gianforte. 

I think the time has come for reporters to hire armed security. Had Jacobs had and armed bodyguard, that bodyguard could have shot and killed Gianforte. Since Gianforte's actions were an attempt to do serious bodily harm Jacob's bodyguard could have legally killed the thug. 


Had I Fat Bastardo been Jacob's bodyguard, I would have subdued him if possible and placed him under citizen's arrest and pulled the stop resisting beatdown on him. I'd have smashed his face into the floor, broken some of his bones, and knocked out a few of his teeth and choked him out for good measure.

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Gianforte should have been beaten at least this badly. 

I, Fat Bastardo, encourage all reporters and journalists to fuck with Nazis like Gianforte.

RELATED: Colorado Nazi TV Station Refuses To Broadcast Recording of  the Assault

Instead, Missoula-based KECI essentially framed the incident as a “he said/he said” dispute between Gianforte and Jacobs.

The newscasts on Wednesday night and Thursday morning also failed to acknowledge that Jacobs’ version of events had been quickly backed up by a Fox News reporter’s eyewitness account.
“Gianforte grabbed Jacobs by the neck with both hands and slammed him into the ground behind him,” wrote Fox News reporter Alicia Acuno, who was present with two colleagues. “... I watched in disbelief as Gianforte then began punching the reporter. As Gianforte moved on top of Jacobs, he began yelling something to the effect of, ‘I’m sick and tired of this!’”
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Wednesday, October 19, 2016

Trump Roars Compares Himself to a Lion

Note: Bigger Fatter Politics would like to officially welcome back our political analyst Jenna Talia. Most of our readers recall that Jenna was attacked a few years ago at a Ben and Jerrys by a herd of jealous angry fat girls with neo Nazi ties.  Jenna was again recently attacked while covering a Trump rally in Texas for another news outlet. 

Jenna survived the attack and instead of suing the trailer trash who attacked her, she has decided to turn the other cheek. Jenna penned the following article as a way of exposing the hypocrisy of the herds of false Christians who still support sexual predator Donald Trump. 

Be clear-minded and alert. Your opponent, the devil, is prowling around like a roaring lion, looking for someone to devour. 1 Peter 5:8

Trump Roars by Jenna Talia

There is abundant evidence that Trump is more than merely a seriously flawed candidate and there is just as much evidence that Trump is a profoundly evil and dangerous man who is unfit to be POTUS. Worse than Trump are the mindless goats who follow him.


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It it not surprising that Trump compares himself to a lion. The lion is a predator and so is Donald Trump. Trump prey on the weak, the vulnerable, the unaware, the innattentive and the impulsive

The early Christians were fed to lions by the anti-Christ of their day. Why would anyone who professes to be a Christian admire and support a known predatory animal like  DonaldTrump?
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John 10:11 "I am the good shepherd. The good shepherd lays down his life for the sheep.

What would you rather be, a lion or lamb in the arms and under the protection of Jesus the Good Shepherd?

Psalm 23

23 The Lord is my shepherd; I shall not want.

2 He maketh me to lie down in green pastures: he leadeth me beside the still waters.

3 He restoreth my soul: he leadeth me in the paths of righteousness for his name's sake.

4 Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me.

5 Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies: thou anointest my head with oil; my cup runneth over.

6 Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the house of the Lord forever.

A true Christian would rather be a lamb with the good shepherd.

Thursday, October 22, 2015

Known LiarTrey Gowdy Destroyed at Benhazi Hearing



 Rep. Trey Gowdy (R-South Carolina). 

After questioning Hillary Clinton for 11 hours in Congress, the head of the House Select Committee investigating the terrorist attacks in Benghazi, Libya didn't have a concrete answer about whether he'd learned anything new.
On Thursday, Clinton sat with lawmakers on Capitol Hill for a daylong hearing about the attacks on the American consulate in Benghazi on September 11, 2012.
Over the course of the day, lawmakers grilled Clinton about everything from her use of a private server while serving as secretary of state, to the rationale behind her support of an international military incursion into Libya in the first place.

But when asked by a reporter after the hearing about what new information the committee had gleaned from the hearing, Rep. Trey Gowdy (R-South Carolina) didn't have an answer.
"In terms of her testimony, I don't know if she testified that differently today than she's previously testified," Gowdy said.
The congressman then said that he'd follow up by looking at the day's transcripts.

CIA Confirms: Trey Gowdy A Bald Faced Liar - Daily Kos


On October 7, 2015, Trey Gowdy sent a public letter to Rep Elijah Cummings that made the false accusation that:
In addition to Sidney Blumenthal's business interests, Secretary Clinton also apparently received classified infonnation from Blumenthal-information she should have known was classified at the time she received it. In one email, Blumenthal writes "Tyler spoke to a colleague currently at CIA, who told him the agency had been dependent for intelligence from [redacted due to sources and methods] ." This information, the name of a human source, is some of the most protected information in our intelligence community, the release of which could jeopardize not only national security but also human lives. Armed with that information, Secretary Clinton forwarded the email to a colleague-debunking her claim that she never sent any classified information from her private email address.49 There may be other instances as well where Secretary Clinton passed on classified information she received from Sidney Blumenthal. [My emphasis]
Yesterday, the CIA confirmed that Gowdy lied:







Sunday, August 30, 2015

Introducing Slenderella

Bigger Fatter Politics is proud to announce the addition of another contributor and reporter. Ladies and gentlemen fatlings thinlings and inbetweenlings meet Slenderella. Due to jealous angry fat people gunning down reporters Slenderalla has requested that she remain anonymous. Only I, Fat Bastardo, know her true identity.

The abstemious Slenderella will be bringing a sharp edged acumen to Bigger Fatter Politics that is often lacking in the often maladroit mainstream media reporting. Her straight forward and balanced tenor is the cornerstone of Bigger Fatter Politics and this is why we have her on staff.

While interviewing Slenderella and after my boner subsided and the blood rushed back from my dick to my brain some meticulous Latinity came into my brain with the phrase compos mentis which means mentally sound. Once again I was on the verge of losing my composure but luckily I got and urgent call from the Chef who is working on a Black lives matter report and I was able to keep my cool and impress Slenderella. With that I shook her hand and welcomed her to the Bigger Fatter Politics family.


Slenderella: Hotter than any Fox propagandist. 

Like our other slender female reporter, Miss Jenna Talia, Slenderella has also been a victim of terrorist attacks and threats by angry jealous fat girls as well as unwanted sexual advances from fat feminists man-hating lesbians so for that reason we are keeping her true identity hidden.




Curriculum Vitae for Slenderella
Reporter UPI and AP Credentialed
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PERSONAL SUMMARY

A responsible and committed journalist who displays an ability to write balanced, informative and interesting stories that give all involved parties an opportunity to have their say. A quick learner who can absorb new ideas and can communicate clearly and effectively. Possessing excellent bonding skills and an enquiring mind that helps to win over the confidence of people. Multi skilled with a ability to build strong working relationships with fellow investigators, photographers, columnists  and news editors. Currently looking for a suitable role in journalism with a reputable and exciting publisher.

CAREER HISTORY

Local newspaper
JOURNALIST     -    May 2008 - Present
Working as a investigative reporter as part of a team of writers, providing full coverage of local political and economic events.

Duties:
  • Conducting interviews with readers, sources and anyone directly involved in a story.
  • Quickly collecting and analyzing information on any breaking news stories.
  • Writing features and news stories and then submitting them to the editor before publication.
  • Involved in picture selection and the layout design of a page.
  • Attending press launches, meetings and conferences etc.
  • Answering the telephone on the news desk and dealing with any enquiries.
  • Contacting victims of crime and persons who may have a news story.
  • Following up leads for potential new stories.
  • Sourcing and interviewing professionals, victims and academics for case studies and comments.
  • Conducting interviews in person and over the phone.
  • Deciding on the content for stories.
  • Coming up with catchy headings for features.
  • Editing copy.
  • Reviewing products and services and then writing pieces about them.
  • Producing marketing and promotional material for the publication.
  • Responding quickly and professionally to tip offs.
PROFESSIONAL EXPERIENCE

Journalism competencies
  • Ability to writing interesting articles for targeted niche audiences.
  • Can work to tight rolling deadlines.
  • Knowledge of writing about a range of topics including; crime, travel, sports, employment, health and fitness, education, relationships, the economy and culture.
  • Can deal with aggressive individuals and hostile situations.
  • Thorough knowledge of both print and broadcast new media.
  • Experience across a range of local, regional and national press.
  • Up to date with all current affairs and local, national and international news.
  • Ability to write creative and interesting articles.
  • Command of the English language.
  • Research skills.
  • Proficient in all MS Office tools and the latest journalistic software.
  • Contributing articles, comments and opinion pieces to the newspapers website.
  • Ability to write up notes in shorthand.
  • Can absorb and organise large amounts of complex information quickly.
  • Fully aware of all current laws and regulations relating to journalism.
Personal
  • Willingness to learn.
  • Inquisitive by nature.
  • Excellent communication skills and able to relate to people from all social backgrounds.
  • Able to deal with setbacks and rejections.
  • Persistence.
  • Ability to build contacts so as to maintain a flow of information in the future.
KEY COMPETENCIES AND SKILLS

Reporting
Copywriting
Feature writing
keyboard skills
Freelancing
Interviewing
Investigating
Proof reading
Client liaison
Public relations
Asking questions

ACADEMIC QUALIFICATIONS

Svelte College at New House         2005 - 2008
BA (Hons) Media Studies

Temperance School or Journalism              2003 - 2005
A levels:     Maths (b)   English (A)   Physics (B)

HOBBIES AND INTERESTS

Fitness and health
Dance
Gardening


REFERENCES - Available on request.



Welcome to Bigger Fatter Politics Slenderella.

Tuesday, January 6, 2015

Bigger Fatter Politics: Kicking Ass and Taking Names









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